by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Feb 12, 2017 | Food
“I’d like to take you up the Reichstag on Valentine’s Day,” murmured my husband. I stared at him. “Fond as I am of a magnificent erection, I’d prefer it if we just stuck to the usual?” He stared back at me. “You mean I...
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Feb 5, 2017 | Food
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Jan 29, 2017 | Health
Last Wednesday I had a one day breakdown. I was tired from working quite hard at a part-time job I really enjoy but I had awoken with an overwhelming sense of futility and general gloom. I walked the dog in the hope that the feeling would lift, but as I stood...
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Jan 22, 2017 | Food
The beautiful weight of two shiny orbs cupped in my hand… the feel of them as I roll them between my fingers, my heart pounding in my chest at the anticipation that they will soon be in my mouth, my tongue swirling around them … EL James, eat your heart out. I’m not...
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Jan 15, 2017 | Health, Talking Points
“God,” I exhaled as I pulled on a suede Chelsea boot in a glamorous shoe shop sale, “that feels so comfortable!” As I said it, I cringed. In revelling in the comfort of that flat-soled boot, was I crossing that unseen line into what was hitherto known as ‘middle age?’...
