by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Mar 12, 2017 | Food
THWACK! CLUNK! WHOMP! No sign of Batman knocking seven bells out of some super-villain, just the sound of really thick wine glasses being knocked together in my kitchen a few years ago. My cupboard was filled with glasswear from IKEA. You know the things. Triple...
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Feb 12, 2017 | Food
“I’d like to take you up the Reichstag on Valentine’s Day,” murmured my husband. I stared at him. “Fond as I am of a magnificent erection, I’d prefer it if we just stuck to the usual?” He stared back at me. “You mean I...
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Feb 5, 2017 | Food
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Jan 22, 2017 | Food
The beautiful weight of two shiny orbs cupped in my hand… the feel of them as I roll them between my fingers, my heart pounding in my chest at the anticipation that they will soon be in my mouth, my tongue swirling around them … EL James, eat your heart out. I’m not...
by Fortysomething Fan Girl | Aug 31, 2016 | Family, Food
The home page of today’s Daily Mail online has stark news for its readers. Brits are over-baking their cream horns by up to ten minutes. It’s Bake Off season! Which is why cream horns have made it to the top of the agenda. What has happened in the world of baking is...