I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass

I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass

THWACK! CLUNK! WHOMP! No sign of Batman knocking seven bells out of some super-villain, just the sound of really thick wine glasses being knocked together in my kitchen a few years ago. My cupboard was filled with glasswear from IKEA. You know the things. Triple...
Sugar… It’s a Love Thing

Sugar… It’s a Love Thing

“I’d like to take you up the Reichstag on Valentine’s Day,” murmured my husband. I stared at him. “Fond as I am of a magnificent erection, I’d prefer it if we just stuck to the usual?” He stared back at me. “You mean I...
Lunch is Oeuf

Lunch is Oeuf

The beautiful weight of two shiny orbs cupped in my hand… the feel of them as I roll them between  my fingers, my heart pounding in my chest at the anticipation that they will soon be in my mouth, my tongue swirling around them … EL James, eat your heart out. I’m not...